If you all are smart you would invest in Google. For a several reasons. One, their stock doesn’t know the word down. Two, they come up with the best of everything. This company knows how to think outside the box. They were late-comers in the search engine business but they are, by far, the best. Now they have an email service that is awesome (if you want an account and need an invitation, let me know). A map service that is so cool. They are getting into the online auction business and I’m sure they will be the best. I’m just waiting for the Google OS that will take over Microsoft Windows. In the mean time you can have fun with this free software they are giving out. It is similar to their map service but funner. You’ll have to download it and see. Let me know what you think.

Saturday evening I was talking to some of my in-laws and the topic came up about Brian Regan’s jokes. Everyone was doing their impressions of his jokes. My eyes were watering and my side hurt so badly. Last year for Christmas my wife got me his CD and I listened to it in the wee hours of the morning all last semester while I was working on my Computer Science labs. Sarah was in bed asleep and I was in the other room on my computer with my headphones on. I had to close the door so I wouldn’t wake Sarah up with my laughter. He tells jokes mostly about his childhood and being stupid. One of my favorite jokes is about the Spelling Bee in school. He hated the spelling bee. Up until then no one knew he was an idiot. “Alright kids…Up against the wall, it’s time for public humiliation!” He always admired the kid that spelled the word wrong on the first try because he knew he wasn’t going to win. So why stay up there forever. “Cat. K-A-T. I’m outta here. Then as he walked pass you to his seat he’d whisper to you. I know there’s two T’s.” I just ordered his new DVD and can’t wait for it to come. To learn more try either of these links. Official Site or Fan Site

If you’re like me you don’t have a ton of time to watch tv. I figure, why bother paying for cable when I would only get to watch it a few times a week. Then sometimes I really want to watch some tv and just relax. Here’s the solution. I recommend Research Channel and BYU Channel. Beeline TV. You need a high-speed connection for it to be very good.

cat 

I’ve never owned a cat. There was a cat that would come to our door everyday when I was younger. Everytime we would go outside it would be there wanting food I suppose. We would tell it to “scram!” and chase it off.

One day we decided we would leave the door open a little bit and see if the cat would come inside. Hesitantly, it creeped inside. After it got inside it walked around quite comfortably. It even wondered over to our back door where our dog was drooling on the glass and pawing at the already scratched pane. Sage is a 90 lb golden lab mix. She’s quite a friendly dog and really only wanted to play with her new friend. The cat however trotted confidently over to the door as if she knew the beast 10 times her size was helplessly detained.

Then, in a playful and excited jump Sage pushed her front paws on the glass and it popped open. It apparently had not been closed tightly. What happened next was a blur of chaos. The cat let out a cry and dashed for safety. By now the front door had been closed and, unfamiliar with the territory, the cat scrambled into each room hiding under beds with its fur on end, shivering in terror. The dog thought this was a game. She chased the cat around for several seconds as we screamed, laughed and looked in shock at the scene taking place before our eyes.

Someone yelled to get a hold of Sage and put her back outside. This was not an easy task when she was so big and so excited. Nonetheless, we were able to trap her and shew the cat back outside. We never had a problem with that cat ever again.

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