For those of you that don’t know, I go to school at a private religious school. The campus newspaper does something called, “Police Beat”, each week. It is a list of all police reports made by campus police. My school has been ranked the #1 most sober school in America for the past several years. You can imagine the severity of the crimes commited. I’ve decided to post my weekly favorites each week. Here they are…
1. A student left an envelope containing a check atop a mailbox with a rock on top of the letter. He later found the letter opened on the fire extinguisher with the check missing.
2. The BYU sign was taken from off the railing on the South end of the volleybal court Oct 18 during the BYU/UVSC game. (those darn UVSC hoodlums)
3. University Police found gang symbols on two utility poles in front of the Student Athlete Building and on the traffic light controller box by 800 N.
4. Someone dumped soap in the ASB fountain making it foam bubbles.
5. A couple in Wyview Park has been receiving annoying and disturbing e-mails from relatives dealing with personal marriage matters. (why was this reported to the police?)
6. A person was stopped for a speeding violation by University Police and found that he was not the owner of the vehicle(I bet at this point the police thought they finally had a serious crime on their hands, they were going to get an arrest for the first time). The person didn’t have permission to drive the car. It was returned to the owner who did not want to press charges. (probably his roommate borrowed it without asking)